The Wind Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Elliott hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
79%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Elliott's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.