The Doink Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Elliott is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Elliott makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
80%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Elliott, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.