The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Elliott's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Elliott's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.