The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Elliott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Elliott, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.