The Upright Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Elliott gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
76%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Elliott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.