The Doink Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Elliott hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
90%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Elliott, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.