The Upright Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Elliott is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Elliott gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.