The Snap Count Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Elliott will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.