The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- A mysterious flag erases Elliott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Elliott is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Elliott, Elliott, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.