The Wide Left Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Elliott gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
79%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.