The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“A mysterious flag erases Elliott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Elliott warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
86%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Elliott's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.