The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Elliott kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
89%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Elliott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.