The Snap Count Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Elliott. Elliott does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Elliott finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Elliott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.