The Wind Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Elliott gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Elliott, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.