The Wide Left Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Elliott warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
77%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.