The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Elliott is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
76%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Elliott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.