The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Elliott will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Elliott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.