The Wide Left Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Elliott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Elliott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.