The Shank Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- A mysterious flag erases Elliott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Elliott kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
73%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Elliott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.