The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Ref: "Number Elliott, that's a flag." Elliott: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- A mysterious flag erases Elliott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Elliott will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
82%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Elliott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.