The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A mysterious flag erases Ferguson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ferguson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.