The Snap Count Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“Ferguson is already "Out" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ferguson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ferguson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.