The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Ferguson
Jake Ferguson · DAL · TE
“The broadcast shows Ferguson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ferguson's week
- Ferguson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Ferguson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
81%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ferguson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Ferguson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Ferguson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Ferguson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.