The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ja'Marr Chase
Ja'Marr Chase · CIN · WR
“Chase gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Chase's week
- A mysterious flag erases Chase's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Chase tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
91%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Chase scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Marr Chase in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Marr Chase is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Marr Chase actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.