The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Wiley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wiley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.