The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Wiley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wiley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.