The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wiley, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.