The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Wiley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wiley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.