The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Wiley's stadium. Only over Wiley.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Wiley spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wiley, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.