The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Ref: "Number Wiley, that's a flag." Wiley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- The broadcast shows Wiley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Wiley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wiley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.