The Pick-Six Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“The broadcast shows Stidham on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stidham, the end zone is a rumor.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.