The Snap Count Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Ref: "Number Stidham, that's a flag." Stidham: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stidham's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.