The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stidham, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.