The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
- The play clock hits zero on Stidham four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
87%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Stidham scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.