The Sack Spiral Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stidham, the end zone is a rumor.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Stidham is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.