The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
74%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Myers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.