The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“A mysterious flag erases Myers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The broadcast shows Myers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Myers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.