The Doink Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Myers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Marist's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Myers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.