The Snap Count Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Myers trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Myers attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
87%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Myers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.