The Wind Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Marist's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Myers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Myers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.