The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Myers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.