The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Marist's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Myers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Myers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.