The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
72%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Myers, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.