The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Myers is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
88%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Myers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.