The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Myers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Myers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.