The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“A mysterious flag erases Myers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Myers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Myers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.