The Doink Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Myers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Myers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.