The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
81%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Myers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.