The Shank Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“Myers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Myers is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
82%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Myers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.