The Hamstring Hex of Jason Myers
Jason Myers · SEA · K
“At 35, Myers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Myers's week
- Myers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Myers warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
84%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Myers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jason Myers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jason Myers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jason Myers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.